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June 3rd, 2009

04:31 pm - Doggy Poo Video Trailer Found Once Again!
***Update! Anti dog-crap advocates took down the Doggy Poo video in a previous post. We searched far and wide and by the grace of The Great Fluffed Poodle, have found it once again.***
Everything has a purpose.

But what would I be good for?

After all, I am just a doggy poo.

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November 13th, 2007

05:27 pm - Youtube.com Removes Disgraceful Haggar Dog Crap Video

***Important Announcement***

Congratulations faithful readers! Youtube.com has removed their disgraceful video commercial of clothing manufacturer Haggar's "How to Give Some Jerk His Dog Crap Back".

Your letters and telephone complaints were heard by powerful executives within the corporate head office at Youtube.com.

However, our campaign to fight discrimination and abuse against dog crap must go on!

The Haggar dog crap video is also hosted by Ifilm.com below. Write them and tell them to remove this hateful and discriminatory video.

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02:28 pm - Official Search Engine of WODC: Dogpile


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October 10th, 2007

11:43 am - Early Morning - San Clemente, CA Beach

Scraggly hillside. Rail tracks. Lone jogger.

A sizable nugget. Unashamed.


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11:35 am - Our Statement:

Those shameful dog owners who reach down with plastic baggies to collect their pooch's soggy stools - they do not interest us.

No, it is dog owners who recognize the freedom of dog crap to lay as it is... untouched and unmolested my man, gleaming in the sunshine, that this public record humbly documents.

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11:31 am - Humble Comparisons: Dog Crap is as Natural as Seagulls

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October 6th, 2007

02:17 pm - We Welcome Submissions of Pictures and Stories Concerning Dog Crap!

We welcome submissions of pictures and stories concerning dog crap!

Due to the sensitive nature of dog crap we must approve and sometimes edit submitted pictures and text for the sake of brevity and artistry. Dog crap demands no less!

Send your submissions by posting them as a comment or rather, leaving a crap, on any post at World of Dog Crap!

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02:04 pm - The Campaign of Dog Poop: District Mayor Tomáš Chalupa, Prague 6

The scene in the video clip is idyllic: The summer sun is shining brightly as a young man lays out a soft blanket on the grass on Vítězné náměstí in Dejvice. His girlfriend gently sets down a picnic basket and starts pulling out delicacies such as cake and strawberries, suggestively placing them in his mouth.

The young man, eyes closed in reverie, smiles with delight. But then his friend reaches down without looking, misses the basket and picks up a dark clump from the grass. And as the young man devours it, leaving smears around his mouth, he soon realizes in horror that it is not chocolate he's eating. It's dog poop.

Welcome to election season in Prague 6.

The district's mayor, Tomáš Chalupa, recently launched this video on the Internet in a bid to increase support for his re-election campaign in next month's regional elections. While dog waste is a major problem across the capital, the otherwise leafy streets of Prague 6 are especially bad — so much so that Chalupa may be the country's first politician to build his campaign around the issue of canine excrement.

"It was a desperate act," says Chalupa of his decision to launch the clip. "We wanted to shock people into action."

While some say the clip is over the top, so is Prague's dog-poop problem.

"We clean the streets and parks of Prague 6 twice a day," says Chalupa. "But, an hour after cleaning, the ground is filled with dog excrement just as before. And all that despite the fact that we have recently placed 400 baskets with bags expressly for disposing of dog crap throughout out the district."...(praguepost.com)

The mayor goes on to complain of the cost for city workers to remove the dog excrement, but fails to provide us with a workable solution to the problem.

The solution is to let the dog crap lay where it falls. Pet owners are happy and the city of Prague saves the cost of removing the dog crap. More importantly, dog crap is left in all its fetid glory to live out its natural longevity.

Problem solved.

A mayor that would base his campaign on the removal of dog crap is a disgrace and does a disservice to the citizens of Prague. Wouldn't the citizens be more in favor of leaving dog crap where it lays if they were presented with the complete facts about dog crap?

*Note: We at World of Dog Crap are working in earnest to verify the aforementioned video's existence, but under no circumstances will we provide links to or host the video. The desecration of dog crap as purported to be in this video is certainly "over the top", even for us.

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01:28 pm - Haggar's Continuing Smear Campaign Against the Freedom of Dog Crap

Over the past weeks we at World of Dog Crap have been closely following the response of Haggar and Youtube.com to our cease and desist requests regarding the below video that they continue to host.

These organizations have completely ignored our requests to remove this discriminatory and hateful smear campaign against the freedom of dog crap to lay where it falls... naturally.

Continue to write to your Senators, devoted readers!

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October 2nd, 2007

01:03 pm - "Dog Crap Girl" of Korea: She Boldly Let Dog Crap Lay Where it Fell

Heroine of World of Dog Crap! This is the famous "Dog Crap Girl" of Korea who boldly and fearlessly let dog crap lay where it fell... naturally.

Despite the offers of tissues to clean the leavings up, she stood her ground and declined the offers. A dismayed subway rider took a picture of her, and a firestorm of protest soon erupted throughout Korea.... (Dog Poop Girl Redux)

We need more people like this to stand up for the rights of dog crap, or rather, in this case: dog slurry. The freedom for all dog crap or dog slurry to be left unmolested and untouched is a right that must be respected!

Who will champion the rights of dog crap? World of Dog Crap.

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